If You Don't Smoke Sign

This cheeky cast iron sign comes with the message: "If you don't smoke I won't fart". Guaranteed to raise a smile (or at least an eyebrow), this plaque is finished in a handpainted vintage style, with black raised lettering set against a nice crisp white background. Often used as a witty and good-humoured alternative to a traditional "No Smoking" sign, this little plaque is particularly suited to pubs, cafes, etc, or even private dwellings, where people might be tempted to light up. A unique and witty design, it also comes with predrilled holes which make it easy to hang on a wall of your choice.